Saturday, March 14, 2015

Fagan


“Dead,” I thought.  Then, “What a shame.”  The corpse on the narrow mountain road was clearly that of an English Bull Terrier, a rare breed here in Greece.  But as I drove past, something made me glance in the side mirror.

Yes, one ear had flicked.  The dead dog was alive.

I slowed the car, stopped, reversed.  In the back of the station wagon, my own dogs – four ill-behaved canines, three of them foundlings – burst into frantic barking, thinking that the reverse meant they would soon be set loose to race down a dirt road, their daily exercise.  Selfish as they are, though, as we stopped beside the terrier they suddenly fell silent, their faces pressed against the windows.  I got out with the water bottle and a dish, and went to meet him.

His head was blotched with pink, and hugely swollen.  What should be tiny, deep-set eyes were sunken out of sight and packed with pus and ants.  There was a huge seeping bite on one rear leg.  Everything else was only bones.

His ears shot up at the sound of water pouring.  He struggled onto one leg, two, three, and drank like a dog drowning in reverse, snuffling wildly.  The dish was empty.  I refilled it.  Frantic strangling noises.  Empty.

He knew what a leash was for.  He let me lead him, limping on all four legs, off the pavement.  An hour later, I returned, having taken the dogs for their run and dropped them off at home.  The water dish was empty.  Flies and wasps swarmed around the – missing? – eyes.  I had to lift him into the car:  he knew what to do, but could not raise his front feet, let alone jump up.  He lay down on the floor and waited to leave that place.
That was August, 2006.  Fagan weighed 37 pounds.


 
By October, 2007, he weighed 60.  That blind, silent skeleton whose waist I could encircle with my fingers was now a portly gent with a droll sense of humor and the gait of a drunken sailor.  The swollen, sunburned face had resumed the shape it was meant to have, like the hard, curved carapace of some primeval insect.  His tiny, vivid eyes glittered with fun.

He had learned that people talk to dogs, and he talked back, in sprawling paragraphs of yowls and rumbles, like the sound track of a  Martian sitcom.  Dancing for joy, he was Sebastian Cabot tangoing on ice skates.  He swam with the grace, buoyancy and sound effects of a steam calliope.  His chuckles, snores and snuffles reminded me irresistibly of my beloved Dutch great-grandfather who had died in the 1950’s.  With that huge snout, tall ears, tiny eyes, broad shoulders and stubby legs, he resembled nothing so much as a child’s modeling-clay triceratops.

He immigrated to Virginia, to live with my son Tom in Richmond, in a household of artists, chefs and musicians.



There was no shadow on his life.  He had none of the psychological clutter that any human might suffer in such a situation:  he might have been born the day I found him.  His name had always been Fagan.  He was a kind, funny, homely, attentive dog who loved people, and now only waited – with feigned patience – for his supper.

Good boy, Fagan.

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Hey! What About the Dog?

So many people will identify with this: on "Justice TV" (yes, I know) was a segment about a wild 40-minute police chase that endangered hundreds of drivers and finally ended with the miscreant running the stolen SUV into a ditch.
Okay, but what does this have to do with dogs?


The cops leaped out of their cars with guns drawn, screaming at the driver. After a pause, he opened the door and slid out with his hands up. At his heels came a big white wagging dog.

Of course, my annoyance with the SUV driver turned instantly to fury. How dare the idiot endanger a dog that way? Then, as the cops swarmed him, pinned him, and handcuffed him none too gently, I kept scanning the screen for the dog. Had the cops ignored it, and let it run into traffic and get squished? Had one of them grabbed and saved it? No idea.

In shooting the SUV tires, a cop had actually also shot the runaway driver in the leg (good!) and at the end of the story the narrator summarized the charges, the verdict, the sentence, but said nothing about what happened to the dog.

What's wrong with the people who produce these shows? Don't they understand what's important?
I hope he's okay.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Teeny Dogs, Part 2

Cuervo is back, along with his new buddy Miss Parker. She is an unloved yapper, used to being scolded, tolerated and ignored. But when I stick my head out the front door and bellow in genuine fury, "Parker! Shut up!" she whips around, perks those extravagant ears, and comes flying, as if she's coming to someone that she knows loves her.
Five pounds at most, and this dog can fly! Faster than a greyhound, feet barely touching the ground, almost airborne. She can spin in wild circles and never lose her footing. If there were more field mice around here, she would make a great hunter.

She is so smart. She knows she's not allowed to come with the rest of the dogs to take care of the horses: she can't help barking under their feet; eating horse poop gives her catastrophic green diarrhea all night long. When the rest of us are getting ready to go, I just glance at the kennel and she walks into it quietly and without resentment, to be locked in until we return. Poor little mite.

Terrierman's reinterpretation of Faulkner is perfect for Parker:


"..[A]nd a little dog,
nameless and mongrel and many-fathered,
grown
yet weighing less than six pounds,
who couldn't be dangerous
because there was nothing anywhere much smaller,
not fierce
because that would have been called just noise,
not humble
because it was already too near the ground to genuflect,
and not proud
because it would not have been close enough
for anyone to discern what was casting that shadow,
and which didn't even know it was not going to heaven
since they had already decided it had no immortal soul,
so that all it could be was brave
even though they would probably call that too
just noise."